Here's something for a young friend; Tom Baker's portrayal as Doctor WHO - a' la customized My Little Pony...
"I never carry weapons. If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten..."
"Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard."
"Well, of course I'm being childish! There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes."
"Would you like a Jelly Baby?"
She'll probably want a Pony Dalek now...
Tim